The Plastics Blog

Congrats to Nina Dobrev for taking home the People’s Choice Award for Favorite TV Drama Actress. The Vampire Diaries is one of the best TV shows on right now. For everyone rolling their eyes right now thinking of Edward face deep in Bella and crying, think again. Sure it’s a love story but it balances out with a lot of action, sex, and violence. Not to mention every person on the cast is ridiculously good looking. If you’re bi, this is your dream show. Nina, I’m very under impressed by your choice of wardrobe. This green is not your color and the at the knee cut off? Not a good look sweetie. You look like you’re drowning in that dress. Save the flow dress for Christina Aguilera to hide her cellulite and show some curves. Now this loow is perfect on her:

Tomorrow bitches! Here’s to hoping Elena, Stefan, and Damon some how end up in a hot 3 some.

Here’s Selena looking fab in LA pumping gas and picking up McDonald’s. She’s totally preggo–I decided. Why else would a skinny bitch like her be wearing an over-sized shirt and eating McDonald’s? Pregnancy cravings. I’m shocked, I mean, have Justin’s balls even dropped yet? Does Justin even have any balls to drop?

TooFab.Com-Leah Messer is moving on pretty quickly from her divorce to Corey Simms — by reportedly getting engaged and pregnant with someone else!

The “Teen Mom 2″ star, who already has 2-year-old twins Aleeah and Aliannah with Simms, is currently expecting baby #3 with brand new fiance Jeremy Calvert.

According to Us Weekly and Teen Mom blog TeenMomTalk.com, Jeremy popped the question over the holidays.

Messer has yet to confirm the news herself, but Jeremy reportedly told Reality Weekly “Yes, Leah is having my baby! I was at work when Leah called to tell me. She’d gotten blood work done and it came back positive. At first I was kind of surprised — but I was happy.”

Jeremy also says he got her a 1.5 carat princess-cut diamond and presented it to Leah on Christmas Day.


This doesn’t surprise me much. This girl seems about as smart as one of Lindsay Lohan’s aborted fetuses. With that said, she seemed like a good mom. Not anymore. This bitch is just trying to ride the MTV money train. Great plan for the next 2 years, good luck with the follwing 20.

Here’s Jessica Alba in Cabo this week just four months after giving birth to daughter Haven. Couple of thoughts here–either she went on the one-leaf-a-day diet or she had work done. My guess is the ladder. Nobody looks that good 4 months after giving birth. She has abs and shit. This is crazy. I’m sick of these celebrities acting like they’re getting skinny the “natural” way. No fucking way. Mother fuckers we see you on TMZ out to eat every night. Ladies, what do you think?

ABC NEWS-On-again, off-again couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have finally decided to tie the knot.
Us Weekly is reporting that Timberlake popped the question to Biel in the mountains of Jackson, Wyoming, in late December.
“Justin knows how much she loves snowboarding and the mountains, so it was the perfect place,” the magazine quoted an insider.
Reps for Timberlake and Biel did not respond immediately to ABCNews.com’s requests for comment.
Us Weekly says that after a three-month split in early 2011, Biel, 29, made it clear that she wanted to spend her life with Timberlake, 30.

“When they reunited, they had a conversation about taking the next step,” a source told Us.
A friend of Timberlake said the Grammy-winning singer has “never been happier” with the “New Year’s Eve” actress. “He knew it was the right time to propose,” the friend was quoted saying.

In March last year, the couple broke up after four years, but their reps seemed to leave the door open.
“Addressing the media speculation regarding Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s relationship, we are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways,” their reps said in a joint statement. “The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other.”

Timberlake and Biel began dating in 2007, when their careers were on par: He was soaking up the success of his “FutureSex/LoveSounds” album and tour. She was cementing her status as Hollywood’s It Girl, co-starring in the box office hit “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.”

Then Timberlake invaded Hollywood and Biel picked up fewer parts. In 2010, his star eclipsed hers: While he showed off his acting chops in “The Social Network” and flexed his comedic muscles on “Saturday Night Live,” she spent time on commendable, if not as high-profile, charity projects.


I hope to god this isn’t true. If it is, what a waste of exceptional male talent. Justin is in his prime right now. He could have any girl at any time. He’s like Joey from FRIENDS, he can just look at a girl and her bra pops off. Jessica Biel is so 2005. She sucks. You look at her and can just tell they only do it missionary. Total dreamwrecker. Don’t do it, Justin. If you do, make sure you have an airtight prenup because you’ll be divorced faster than Lindsay Lohan can finish her arm length line of coke.

This is why i hate cats. They’re instinctively evil as fahk. They derive from Satan. This is freakin hilarious though.

So Rihanna and Chris Brown are sending love tweets on Twitter, or as I like to call it, Twexting. See what I did there? Anyway, there’s no doubt in my mind they’ll get back together, it’s just a matter of time. I knew this from day 1. Rihanna is a freak. This is the same bitch that sang about S&M. She likes it rough. Too bad though, no woman ever deserves what Chris did to her. Hopefully the keep the anger in the bedroom this time. Here are the tweets:


Chris Brown:Love U More Than U Know!”
RiRi: “I’ll Always Love You #1Love”.

I’d like to applaud Hilary Duff’s stylist for fixing the catastrophe of Hilary’s pregnancy that once was. This is how you rock the baby bump. Good for her. Hopefully those shoes don’t succumb to all the weight. Either way, much better than that shitshow diarrhea brown turtleneck sweater that she got off the Forever21 XL clearance rack.

What’s going on here? Is it just me, or does Maria look like shit in these pictures? Don’t get me wrong, she’s absolutely gorgeous. Her body looks perfect. But for some reason these pics just don’t do it for me. I’m chalking it up to those fugly ass sunglasses and hat. They make her face look like shit. Like she’s trying to hide a butterface the way Justin Bieber tries to hide that he’s gay with the Selena disguise. Maria, get it together. You’re a perfect 10. Don’t hide your best assets with dollar store hipster cranium accessories.